Here at the Light House we:

don’t drink alcohol or Mountain Dew

don’t go to crazy parties

don’t watch movies

don’t stay up past 11:30

don’t eat ramen

do have fun talking about and writing things in different fonts

do make fun of bad typography and page layouts

do have fun playing jazz

do listen to theological radio

do make Engrish jokes

do play hardcore Monopoly several times each month, speaking with Russian accents

do listen to orchestral music

do calculate how much money our dripping facet costs to keep running

do watch cooking shows

do often wake up at 5:30 or before on Sunday mornings

We are in college, right?